I know nothing about FOX’s So You Think You Can Dance (other than just inherently knowing that I’d rather douse my eyes with boric acid than watch one second of it).

It must be a popular, however, because the show’s about to enter Season 9.

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The producers are holding auditions across the country and they’ll be in in Dallas on Friday morning to screen potential contestants at McFarlin Memorial Auditorium, 6405 Boaz St.

If you think you’ve got the moves of a reality TV dance champion, you should moonwalk, sashay, feather step, pirouette, cabriole, or otherwise shimmy on over to the auditions.

Break a leg!