City slickers in Dallas tend to look at Fort Worth as unsophisticated country rubes infatuated with cows and ranches.
But even us Cowtown hicks might think twice about wasting hundreds of thousands of pounds of tomatoes in a food fight.
Tomato Battle is Sept. 8 at Fair Park in Dallas. Expect plenty of beer, live music, and slimy tomatoes. Organizers say the tomatoes provided are beyond ripe and, therefore, inedible — so they might as well be hurled during a wild-ass music party.
I bet pigs would still eat them.