We The People is a website where citizens can create petitions to get the attention of this nation’s leaders.
A recent petition, filed under the “Human Rights” category, urges the Obama Administration to get rid of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.
The petition has already attracted about 2,000 signatures. Only 23,000 more are needed to get the petition in front of powerful leaders.
If those leaders take a few moments to research the Cowboys win-loss record for the past 16 years, analyze the team’s draft picks since Jones bought the team, and watch commercials featuring Jones rapping about pizza, they’ll surely give him the axe.