Feng shui compass (Wikipedia photo)

My work email is always full of surprises, including a wide variety of press releases, sales pitches, and story ideas.

One of this morning’s treasures comes from Kim Colwell of the Shambhalla Institute in Los Angeles (the institute is in her house).

She will personally bless your “home, office, land or garden” for $225 if you live in either LA or Orlando.


That leaves us Fort Worth residents in a spiritual lurch, and our homes, offices, and, gasp, gardens have become overrun with miscreant mudras and feng shui vandals.

But no more.

Colwell will teach you how to bless your spaces for in an online group class ($225) or a private class ($475). Afterward, you can become a professional blesser yourself.

Classes begin at 10 a.m. Friday, so don’t wait to register! Your living room implores you!