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UNVEILING BIG TEX'S NEW SHIRT BY DICKIES (photo courtesy State Fair)

Western shirts can look really good or really bad depending on the style.

And on whom is donning them.

Big Tex just got a new one.

BIG TEX WITH LAST YEAR’S SHIRT (photo courtesy of State Fair)

The shirt doesn’t do much for me.

But hardly anything looks good or fits correctly on that hideous, disproportionate, maniacally grinning monstrosity, er, I mean beloved state fair mascot.

In honor of Clint Eastwood (and Joan Rivers), I’ll rank other Western shirts as either good, bad, or ugly.

 

GOOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BAD

 

 

UGLY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOD

 

 

 

 

BAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UGLY

 

 

 

 

GOOD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BAD

 

 

 

THIS OUTFIT IS SO GLORIOUSLY UGLY THAT IT IS GOOD!

5 COMMENTS

  1. Big Tex – A true Texas born and raised in Kerens, Texas and was originally a Santa Claus.

    Big Jeff (Prince) – Haltom City dandy who now looks like Santa Claus.

    Big Tex – Wears well fitting clothes and his outfit is bespoke from head to toe

    Big Jeff (Prince) – Wears untucked Hawaiian & Guayabera shirts from WalMart to hide his gut. Wonders what bespoke means.

    Big Tex – His jeans are not selvedge denim but look nice.

    Big Jeff – Wears jeans from WalMart to hide his gut. Wonders what selvedge denim is.

  2. I don’t own a single Hawaiian shirt and I have abs of steel. OK, forget the abs but it’s true about the Hawaiian shirts. It’s also true I don’t know what selvedge denim is, but I don’t see how a pair of Walmart jeans could hide someone’s gut. I’d like to know more.

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