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Cowboys Hire Garrett — Amused?
As the newly appointed head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Jason Garrett is ready to get his hands dirty and follow the rebuilding plan...
Burning Hotels to Play SXSW?
Just got a hot tip (thanks, Twitter!) that The Burning Hotels have been invited to play an officially sanctioned showcase at SXSW, though SXSW’s...
D/FW Airport Wants Monopoly On Nudity, Gouging
American Airlines and D/FW International Airport are okay with fondling our junk, using nude scanners, and gouging us financially with excessive fees.
But they're protesting...
Star-T’s Top “Local” Albums from Dallas, Denton
Anyone else a little disheartened if not downright perturbed that Fort Worth Star-Telegram pop music critic Preston Jones’ top five “local” albums of 2010...
Mayor Mike Makes Nice With Badgers After TCU Win
Mayor Mike Moncrief wrote a friendly letter to the editor of the Cap Times newspaper in Wisconsin after the TCU Horned Frogs gored the...
Phantom Caste Rides a New Wave
This week’s “Music” story is an interview with Paul Cooksey, lead singer-guitarist-lyricist for the Fort Worth-Denton synth rock quintet Phantom Caste. Last year the...
DFWian: Local Onion-esque Site
There’s a newish Onion-y local news satire site called DFWian that’s not half bad. One post that recently caught my attention (thanks, Twitter) is...
Tarleton State Hearts Its Dropouts
The lead paragraph in Fort Worth Weekly's recent story about Texas A&M System threatening instructors with termination includes a passing reference to a few...
Dallas Cowboys Should Follow This Winning Formula
Okay, Jerry Jones, I'm tired of your constant phone calls and emails begging me for advice on how to manage your underachieving football team.
So...
Capt. Honors is “In the Navy”
Not sure about you, but I was shocked – shocked! – to learn that anti-gay slang is sometimes used by certain members of America’s...









