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Tonya Harding Breaks Kneecaps Of Common Sense
The death of Nancy Kerrigan’s father prompted the Olympic medalist’s nemesis, Tonya Harding, to issue a statement saying how sad she feels and how...
Pernell Roberts Ghost Rides In Sky
The death of Pernell Roberts yesterday is something akin to when the last Beatle dies – an end of an era.
Anybody over age 40...
Stolen Instrument Notice: Joey Green’s Guitar
An acoustic guitar belonging to Red Dirt singer-songwriter Joey Green was recently stolen in the Saginaw area. An identifying characteristic of the Taylor 314...
Wingstop To Assault America On Super Sunday
Once again, Wingstop is ignoring the curse of chicken wings and going for another record-setting performance on Super Bowl Sunday.
The Garland-based national chain restaurant...
Why The Surprise Over DynCorp Fraud?
News outlets are publishing this Associated Press article on questionable spending practices by DynCorp International, a former Fort Worth-based company that relocated to Virginia...
Fort Worth Opera Reality TV Show?
A reality TV show about Fort Worth Opera may become a, um, reality. A behind-the-scenes series about the company, Lone Star Opera, has just...
Blue Boot Records, Brad Hines Climb the Charts
The guys behind the new-ish Fort Worth record label Blue Boot Records have a potential hit on their hands. Texas Music singer-songwriter Brad Hines’...
“A Dirty Shame” Redux
The Sundance Channel has screened John Waters’ underappreciated 2004 comedy “A Dirty Shame” several times over the past month. (Another showing is scheduled January...
Give A Hand To Masturbating Bear, Comic Dog
Is life worth living without Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear?
Methinks not.
A dreadful byproduct of the NBC-Conan O’Brien split is that...
Sarahs, Andys Most Likely To Call In At Work
Note to all employers out there – don’t hire deadbeats named Sarah or Andy.
And watch out for lazy bums named Steve and Becky.
A recent...
