Into the Valley of Dallas
Some folks use this rag for little more than seeing which bands are playing, which movie's showing, or which big-breasted vixen wants to talk...
Tolls for Thee
Static suffers acid reflux every time highway planners try to cram mega-toll roads down Texans' throats. Empathy wells up when ranchers and farmers talk...
Big Rig, No Cattle
Anyone who does big bidness in Cowtown knows two important rules: Stick your hand out when the city council is writing tax-break checks, and...
Bully-Goat Bluff
Fear is a great way to control folks. Scare the bejeebers out of 'em and they'll do anything you ask. As a powermonger's ploy,...
Moneychangers in the Taxpayers’ Temple
It's true, there are several definitions of the word "lobby." It can be the first room you enter in a hotel or office building....
Music to Their Ears
Wanted: Certified teacher with expertise in guitar, violin, vihuela, trumpet, and guitarron, who can read and write music, speak English and Spanish, and sit...
Thanks, John
John Terrell has proven himself to be a doggedly determined detective. Long after he retired from the Fort Worth Police Department in 1985, he...
Oaks in Limbo
The "lots for sale" signs are up in front of the property at 2201 Oak Hill Rd. on the East Side. That's the heavily...
Needed: Recipe for “Fish in a Barrel”
Oh joy, it arrived just in time for the holidays - Static's very own copy of the Wal-Mart Family Cookbook, of course! (Maybe Santa...
Needed: Recipe for “Fish in a Barrel”
Oh joy, it arrived just in time for the holidays - Static's very own copy of the Wal-Mart Family Cookbook, of course!
(Maybe Santa...
