Just Another Jerry?
I like to think that Rick Carlisle and Donnie Nelson are several days into a boys’ trip to the wine country or the kind...
That Boy Needs Help
When the Mavs drew the Los Angeles Clippers in their first-round playoff matchup, my anxiety was already high. Just a year removed from Kawhi...
Luka Porn
I often picture Mavs superstar forward Luka Dončić decked out in a velour tracksuit opened just enough at the top so the imposing gold chains...
The Rangers Aren’t Good, But at least They’re Fun
As I write, your Texas Rangers have dropped five games in a row. While that’s obviously crushing to all of the points I spent the...
Fittest in Fort Worth
I’m not sure if anyone in my social circle does CrossFit. If you aren’t confident you know anyone who’s been baptized into the fitness...
Play Ball
It was an ideal day for a baseball game, and many Rangers fans like myself took advantage of it. The temperature was in the...
Who Cares?
Believe it or not, it’s not my intention to troll or piss people off. This column strives to remain a sacred space to discuss...
Makeup Work
Anyone remember what it was like being a high school student? I do. Well, “remember” is probably a poor word, but I have memories...
The “Eyes of Texas” Sucks
To all you UT alums, students, and lovers, I’m just here to say that quite a few of your boosters are snowflakes who want...
Power Failure
We’re no fans of cliche here at the Weekly, but I can’t discard the events of last week as quickly as the state legislators...
