Natty
Full disclosure time. I’m a Wolverine fan. Not by choice but by birth. As a first-generation Texan in a family full of Michiganders and...
Getting Defensive
We’re T-minus 25 days until college football kicks off and weekends regain their meaning. It’s easy to be trapped by only talking about the...
Who Cares?
Believe it or not, it’s not my intention to troll or piss people off. This column strives to remain a sacred space to discuss...
Cry, Eagles, Cry!
It’s time, kids, for the year’s biggest day in television. This Sunday in Glendale, Arizona, the Philadelphia Eagles will take on the Kansas City...
Closing Time
In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy: “Well, that escalated quickly.” Normally, hindsight is 20/20, yet I’m confident few really saw this coming. The...
This Year’s Mavs Hit Different
With seven minutes left in the Mavericks’ 102-77 public shaming of the Utah Jazz on Monday, a scuffle broke out under the Dallas basket....
Luck-omotives
Let’s go, Chiefs! I loathe them, but I loathe whiny conservatives even more, and based mostly on a bunch of noise outside the locker...
Fools Rush In
On Sunday, when the Cowboys took on the Bengals, quarterback Andy Dalton returned to the city where he played for the previous nine years,...
Toxic Beef
Unless you’ve been living in 1954 like some Republican lawmakers this past week, or are just really into the Olympics, you know that UT...
They Are What We Thought They Were
Blow it up. We’re done. Dak can’t throw, the receivers can’t catch, the O-line is aging and overrated, the defense can’t get pressure, put...
