Mary Not A Virgin? OMG!
A new, updated translation of the Bible interprets Mary as being a “young woman” rather than a “virgin.” (As God might say, “OMM!”)
This could throw a wrench into that whole miraculous conception theory.
But don’t worry. If history is our guide, the various organized religions and their leaders and flocks will discuss the situation calmly, come to a mutual agreement, or agree to disagree, and then wish each other well.