Proof God Exists
Pancakes are really good. Today they are free at IHOP because it’s National Pancake Day.
P.S. I’m trying to link to IHOP but the connection keeps timing out. I get the feeling millions of people are visiting the site to find out about free pancakes. I get the feeling they’ll all be standing in line at the nearest IHOP. I get the feeling I’m blowing off pancakes today.
Does this mean God doesn’t exist?
Hey, I finally got through to IHOP and can link to the free pancake promotion. The site says the pancakes are free, but a donation for the Children’s Miracle Network Hospital is encouraged.
In other words, the pancakes aren’t free at all. Unless you’re a heartless skinflint, you will donate much more money than the retail price of the pancakes.
So I guess God exists after all — or at least some nice people who go out of their way to eat pancakes just for an excuse to give money to sick kids.