No One Here Gets Out Alive
The Christian Science Monitor says a giant asteroid is hurtling through space with a decent chance of hitting dear ol’ Mother Earth in February 2040. Add 28 years to your current age — that’s how old you will be when you die if this scientific projection holds true.
The Doors were particularly ominous when they sang “Five to one, baby, one in five / No one here gets out alive” in the late 1960s.
Our odds are much better — only a 1 in 625 chance that the asteroid wipes out civilization as we know it. Woo hoo!
And here’s the wild, kick-ass version of the song from the infamous 1969 Miami concert prior to Jim Morrison’s arrest on stage: