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YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY, VERY SLEEPY. (courtesy wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles, Dreams

Jeff Prince
Attending an after-hours party on Saturday night/Sunday morning means Off Asides is not in tip-top shape on Sunday night to deliver the world’s most insightful column on the Dallas Cowboys. This stark reality dawns on me when...


PROTESTERS AT A CHICK-FIL-A IN TENNESSEE (Wikimedia photo)

TCU Frogs Are Gigged, Tossed Into Chick-fil-A Bowl

Jeff Prince
Oh the irony. LGBT students, alumni, and supporters expressed disappointment when Texas Christian University allowed a Chick-fil-A restaurant on campus last year. The fast-food chicken chain was getting slammed on social media ...



THIS BEANIE-WEARING DOG ONLY WISHES HE LOOKED AS COOL AS HAZEL (courtesy Jason Sussberg on flickr)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Chicago Bears, Statistics

Jeff Prince
If the calendar is to be believed, it’s December. And if curses are to be believed, the Dallas Cowboys will soon crumble. The curse appears to have rubbed off on me, as I’m pulled over for speeding on my way home from work ...


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A Win By TCU Frogs On Saturday Could Be Sweet As Sugar

Jeff Prince
USA Today predicts Texas Christian University’s football team could earn a Sugar Bowl berth with a big win against Iowa State on Saturday. The Horned Frogs are on a six-game winning streak after slaughtering the Texas Lon...



JOHHNY MANZIEL AT TEXAS A&M

Johnny Football Manziel Will Bust Like RGIII

Jeff Prince
First round draft pick and former Texas A&M star Johnny Manziel has gathered splinters in his backside for most of his rookie season, but the rumor out of Cleveland is he’s set to start for the Browns and prove whethe...


CHRIS GAINES AKA GARTH BROOKS AKA SPASTIC CLOWN

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants, Greatest Catch

Jeff Prince
It’s Sunday night and I’m prepped for the Cowboys game — the drop of queso staining my t-shirt should be the glorious first of many. It’s great to be an American. First thing I notice is the stubble-faced an...



ADRIAN PETERSON (courtesy Wikipedia)

NFL’s Suspension Of Adrian Peterson Makes Little Sense

Jeff Prince
The NFL suspended Texas native Adrian Peterson without pay for the rest of the 2014-2015 season, meaning the Minnesota Vikings running back will miss the final six games, and possibly more next season. Peterson has already miss...


BEASLEY PHOTO BOMBS THE BOSSES (courtesy of Cole Beasley twitter page)

Two More Reasons Why Cowboys WR Cole Beasley Is A Stud

Jeff Prince
The long golden locks and scruffy beard, the small body size and underdog element, the seemingly magical ability to catch every ball thrown his way and turn third downs into first downs — these are just a few reasons why ...



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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Jaguars In London

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys would remain in second place even if they lost yesterday’s game at Wembley Stadium, and yet the game had a must-win, do-or-die feel to it. Last week’s fiasco made it clear that backup quarterback ...


THIS RED-HEAD MIGHT BE A BETTER FIT WITH THE COWBOYS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Cardinals, Brandon Weeden

Jeff Prince
The noon game against the Arizona Cardinals promises an exciting return to glory for the Dallas Cowboys, and Off Asides settles into its comfortable couch to root for the hometown heroes playing at Arlington Taxpayers’ Te...