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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Big Giants

Jeff Prince
Troy Aikman screwed up in the announcer’s booth during yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys game with the New York Giants at Jerry World. He said former quarterback Roger Staubach stands above all others. “He’s a great ma...


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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Seattle Seahawks, The Dude

Jeff Prince
The so-called 12th Man in Seattle (the 90,000 fans who pack CenturyLink Stadium and believe they can alter games by their rowdy presence) found an ally in the 13th Man — the Dallas Cowboys special teams. The units fumbled...



WHAT THE WHA' -- J.J. WATT SHOWS OFF HIS GUNS. (Wikipedia photo)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Houston Texans, JJ Watt

Jeff Prince
Sportwriters today are talking about how the Dallas Cowboys kept Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt hogtied on Sunday, limiting the man-beast to a measly four tackles and no sacks. While that may be true, Watt was successfu...


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ALERT! No Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Saints

Jeff Prince
Off Asides is out of the office this week. Thus, the Metroplex’s most heralded sports column (note: no heralds actually heard) will not be entertaining you with the wit, insight, non sequiturs, puns, and pathos you’ve come ...



ERNEST BORGNINE JUST BEFORE HE LEANED IN TO TRY TO KISS ME (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tennessee Titanics

Jeff Prince
Wow, what a battle. Intense. Valiant. But, ultimately, unsuccessful — my brain and my eyelids pummeled each other as the clock slowly ticked toward noon, but my eyelids won the war. The Dallas Cowboys were facing the Tenn...


AT LEAST TONY ROMO HAS GOLF TO FALL BACK ON IF THE REST OF THIS SEASON GOES LIKE GAME ONE (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Fran

Jeff Prince
Ah, the first Sunday of the new National Football League season promises to be a glorious day; I settle onto the couch for pregame shows at 11 a.m. with plans to watch the noon, afternoon, and evening games back to back to back...



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Free App For Fishing, Hunting Info

Jeff Prince
People who like to hunt and fish will appreciate this latest tech news: The Texas Parks & Wildlife is posting all of its information about hunting seasons, bag and length limits, and other rules and regulations on a free mo...


SIX FEET DOWN, SOMEONE IS ROLLING OVER RIGHT ABOUT NOW (Wikipedia photo)

Jerry Jones Jonesing For Off-Field Action?

Jeff Prince
The song “Me and Mrs. Jones” might have slipped Jerry’s mind. Sports gossip blogger Terez Owens is posting photos of what appears to be the Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones discussing, er, ...



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World Cup Update (The Siegreichen Deutschland Edition)

Kristian Lin
After an epic destruction of Brazil in the semis and a hard-fought win over Argentina in the finals, Germany are now the world champions of soccer. It’s been a 24 year wait for them, proof that the World Cup is a huge mountai...


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The World Cup All-Hot Team

Kristian Lin
Everybody is body-shaming Prince Fielder right now for his nude photograph on the cover of ESPN Magazine, which only proves what we already knew: That our society values washboard abs over actual physical fitness. How disappoin...