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ERNEST BORGNINE JUST BEFORE HE LEANED IN TO TRY TO KISS ME (photo courtesy of Wikipedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tennessee Titanics

Jeff Prince
Wow, what a battle. Intense. Valiant. But, ultimately, unsuccessful — my brain and my eyelids pummeled each other as the clock slowly ticked toward noon, but my eyelids won the war. The Dallas Cowboys were facing the Tenn...


AT LEAST TONY ROMO HAS GOLF TO FALL BACK ON IF THE REST OF THIS SEASON GOES LIKE GAME ONE (photo courtesy of Wikimedia)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Fran

Jeff Prince
Ah, the first Sunday of the new National Football League season promises to be a glorious day; I settle onto the couch for pregame shows at 11 a.m. with plans to watch the noon, afternoon, and evening games back to back to back...



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Free App For Fishing, Hunting Info

Jeff Prince
People who like to hunt and fish will appreciate this latest tech news: The Texas Parks & Wildlife is posting all of its information about hunting seasons, bag and length limits, and other rules and regulations on a free mo...


SIX FEET DOWN, SOMEONE IS ROLLING OVER RIGHT ABOUT NOW (Wikipedia photo)

Jerry Jones Jonesing For Off-Field Action?

Jeff Prince
The song “Me and Mrs. Jones” might have slipped Jerry’s mind. Sports gossip blogger Terez Owens is posting photos of what appears to be the Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones discussing, er, ...



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World Cup Update (The Siegreichen Deutschland Edition)

Kristian Lin
After an epic destruction of Brazil in the semis and a hard-fought win over Argentina in the finals, Germany are now the world champions of soccer. It’s been a 24 year wait for them, proof that the World Cup is a huge mountai...


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The World Cup All-Hot Team

Kristian Lin
Everybody is body-shaming Prince Fielder right now for his nude photograph on the cover of ESPN Magazine, which only proves what we already knew: That our society values washboard abs over actual physical fitness. How disappoin...



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World Cup Update (The Semifinal Edition)

Kristian Lin
USA went out of the World Cup in the last round, but the tournament marches on toward its end, and so does my blogging about it. Let’s get to the questions. What do we learn from the quarterfinal games? Belgium and France had...


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World Cup Update (The Bedeviled by Red Devils Edition)

Kristian Lin
So the World Cup’s round of 16 is over and done, and to general sadness but no one’s great shock, USA has gone down to defeat against the land of great beer, overrated chocolate, American-style bluegrass music, and Jean...



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World Cup Update (The “What Group of Death?” Edition)

Kristian Lin
Following its 1-0 loss to Germany, USA was still able to progress from one of the toughest groups at the World Cup. That’s more than England, Italy, or Spain can say right now. Let’s recap all the talking points. I’m stay...


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The World Cup All-Hair Team

Kristian Lin
I’ll have more thoughts on USA’s escape from a very tough group later on this afternoon, but first, let’s have some fun with the wacky hairstyles we’ve seen during this World Cup. The all-hair team lost some good player...