Weekender, Thur., July 9
Around happy hour tonight (Thursday) on the patio at Central Market (4651 W. Fwy., 817-335-1373) you will be able to marvel at Chatterton, the...
Ex-Cowboys Dud Betrays His Bud
Former Dallas Cowboys piss-and-moaner Greg Ellis stabbed his “friend” DeMarcus Ware in the back by saying on the ESPN 103.3 “Michael Irvin Show” that...
Drama Queens: News at 5
This tearful goodbye between veteran news anchors Mike Snyder and Jane McGarry -- complete with handholding, long gazes, and heartfelt “I love you’s” –...
State Board of Indoctrination
Watching Texas state politics sometimes feels like reading a Terry Southern novel – there are so many absurd situations, bizzaro twists, and exaggerated examples...
Palin, Perry Two Peas In A Pod
Gov. Rick Perry is yapping about Sarah Palin’s decision to campaign for his reelection.
Makes sense donchaknow because political leaders in Alaska are just downhome...
How to Broil a CEO
Imagine this: It's July 4, a national holiday, a time for family, fun, and relaxation, and Static colleague Sarah Perry is slaving away as...
Hard-Earned
Judging by last Sunday's matinee at Theatre Arlington, the arc of the universe bends not just toward justice but also toward farce. What else...
Night and Day
WED ? 8
The Broadway revival of Little Shop of Horrors makes its way to Bass Hall this week. Based on Roger Corman's 1960 black...
Heaven Sent
Being assertive and open-hearted is a challenge to any singer-songwriter who wants to write about his -- or especially her -- life. (Rock is...
Needed: New Nudists
Brown hills, like the crimped rim of a pie, made a privacy fence around the resort as it baked in the 105-degree heat. But...
