If you’re thinking a 25-year-old man risking his life and falling three-stories just to nab a foul ball is one cerveza short of a six-pack, how about the actions of this other “adult” at last night’s Rangers game?

Watch this guy in a yellow shirt smashing a kid face first into a fence just to try and grab a baseball.


Any man who would trample a kid to fetch a baseball ought to be given a prominent position on the Darwinian hit list.

Later, the yellow-shirted guy allegedly gave the baseball to the kid. That doesn’t make him a hero. That just makes him a loser with a slight conscience.