Are you a teenager, or do you look like one? Do you want to be on Glee? Can you carry a tune? Start your vocal exercises, because the show is holding auditions here in Fort Worth on the weekend of January 8. All you have to do is sing 16 bars a cappella from one the songs on their list and fill out the audition form. (Among other things, the form asks whether you’ve ever had a restraining order taken out against you. There goes my shot at stardom.) Just think: You could be singing duets with Rachel, or dancing with Mike Chang, or making out with Brittany. (That last one applies equally to the boys and the girls.) In a coule of weeks, prepare for downtown Fort Worth to become Gleek central.