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On the face of it, Fort Worth didn’t fare too well in this recent national ranking on the amount of time and money that people spend to stay fit and attractive.

Those vegan bicyclists eating sprout burgers on the way to yoga classes in Austin put them at the top of the list. And the pretty people in Dallas got high marks.

Way toward the bottom of the list are all us dogs in Fort Worth. We’re below the U.S. average. As a testament to our ugliness — two cities in Kentucky have better looking folks.

We’re even butt ugly compared to Baton Rouge. That’s right, the banjo player in “Deliverance” is prettier than us.

But that’s the beauty of our city. We’re proud of who we are. Our beauty comes from within. We have good personalities.

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