You may have thought Ted Nugent was just a gripey gun owner, mediocre guitarist, and failed cook book author. But he is, apparently, right at the top of the Obama administration’s enemies’ list. At last weekend’s National Rife Association rally in St. Louis, the Motor City Madman told an audience that if Obama is elected president in November, “I will be either dead or in jail by this time next year.”
He didn’t detail why the president considers him such a powerful threat among the many more influential, politically savvy NRA activists around the country. Just trust him on this –– when they start rounding up the brave gun owners, The Nuge will be right near the front of the first cattle car. Later on, Obama will order a shackled and defiant Ted to the Oval Office. The president will personally unload the guitarist’s hunting rifle in front of him, cackle effeminately, and then slap him across the face with a hastily removed silk glove. Nugent can practically taste the martyrdom.