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I love stories about scientific research.

Where else can you find painfully obvious facts presented as novel information? I’m talking about headlines like “Study: Eating fast food increases diabetes risk” or “Study: Texting makes drivers four times as likely to die in a car crash.”

One of my favorite Onion headlines, circa 1997, mocks this very thing: “Study: Depression hits losers hardest.”

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