Anyone have any idea what’s going on?
Just a couple of years ago, weren’t we all clamoring for badges to South by Southwest? Lots of Fort Worth homeboys and -girls were playing sanctioned showcases, and we wanted to be there to luxuriate first-hand in all the credit the world owed us, the world owed me, specifically, for spreading the Fort Worth music gospel at least twice a week every month of every year since 2002. (You’re welcome.) I didn’t go. Something to do with being a “responsible father!” and “not getting another DUI!” and whatnot. (Whatevs, wifey wife.) (Just kidding!) But I was real sore about it, and I’m even sorer about it now that everything’s changed.
The Fort Worth bands that played back then and earlier –– Pinkish Black, Burning Hotels, Quaker City Night Hawks, War Party, and The Cush are ones I can remember off the top of my head — had earned their invitations by working the biz angle hard (good clips included, natch), performing often enough, here and beyond, and, best of all, pumping out quality tuneage. Now, with the exception of The Unlikely Candidates, none of the Fort Worth artists selected to play sanctioned gigs this year — Doug Funnie, Go Yayo, Melissa Polinar, DJ She Real, and, yes, Complete — is what you’d call a genuine Fort Worth product. Though Doug Funnie is identified as from Fort Worth, he claims Dallas in his bio. Go Yayo is a teenage YouTube sensation (his most recent video has more than 80,000 views), just like Polinar, who lives in Los Angeles. DJ She Real is a DJ, so she doesn’t count — nothing against DJs, but Fort Worth doesn’t have any EDM or pure hip-hop clubs. At least that I know of. And Complete. Don’t get me started. As much as I love them for the outré stars that they are, they have no business representing Fort Worth at this international platform for emerging artists. I should say, “… this alleged platform for emerging artists.” I can’t remember the last time a local band from anywhere was plucked from obscurity and offered a big, fat recording contract by a major label. Had to have been Fastball, circa 2003.