Heart-Stopping Humor
It had to be the best quote of the last week, perhaps of the year thus far. The occasion was the annual dinner of...
Can We Fill Out the Form Under the Covers?
There are days in this country when being a sentient human seems to have become a lost art (look no further than some comments...
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Breath
OK, everybody, close your mouth and pinch your nostrils shut. Hold that for as long as you can. Now, just before you pass out,...
Mad Beaver Attack
A little birdie delivered to Static what is commonly known as a hot tip. Seems several majestic trees recently disappeared from the Cowtown Coliseum’s...
Foxes, Henhouse
On Tuesday, the Fort Worth city council voted unanimously to dissolve the 14-year Crime Control and Prevention District board and replace the appointed members...
The Candidate
You have to hand it to Gov. Rick Perry: If he or his handlers identify a vote-getting trend, they are on it like white...
A Crack in the Near Southeast Shell
On Feb. 8, a Fort Worth neighborhood group pushed the latest effort at revitalization of the Near Southeast Side a little closer to reality....
As Smoke Goes By
Yes, folks, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality is shocked to find there is gambling going on in this establishment. The "establishment" here, of...
Sometimes, the Same Is More
Dallas Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett might consider consulting with Tarrant County Commissioners on his play-calling next year. The commissioners know a thing or...
The Nightmare Underground
A group that the Associated Press has called a "green dream team" of policy experts and scientists has concluded that the future is anything...
