Play Ball!
While not a national holiday, Opening Day is certainly celebrated like one across the country.
The day is circled on lots of calendars. It’s a...
Cursed
What can I say? It’s downright hellish in Mavsland right now. We’ve spent a little over five weeks in this miserable post-Luka world, and...
Stupor Bowl
I am in a daze. You know how in movies when there’s a big explosion or violent car crash and suddenly the camera cuts...
Dr. Doom
For the better part of three decades, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been the most vilified figure in local sports. A little more than...
Help Wanted
After one of the most maddening seasons in franchise history, frustrated fans, ravenous for their pound of flesh, are now happily feasting on it....
Now, It’s Really Over
Welp. It was fun while it lasted. After the surprise win against the upstart Washington Commanders two weeks ago, followed by another victory over...
Seeing Red
A scan of the crowd at a typical Cowboys home game normally displays a sea of white and blue. However, this past Sunday, a...
A Three-Ring Affair
Another week, another blowout loss at home. After winning 16 straight in the “sun-bathed,” made-for-TV confines of AT&T Stadium over the previous two seasons,...
Lonnng Season
That’s it, folks. No more caveats, qualifications, or sugar-coating. This team sucks. From their patchwork player personnel, their clearly half-assed preparation, and the coaches’...
Mad Man Rules
The world is held hostage by old rich guys. Whether in government, at the pulpit, or at the head of giant corporations, human progress...
