Texas Rangers Suck … Again
On June 18, I posted this rose-colored tribute to the Texas Rangers and exalted on how after 10 years of despising them and refusing to watch them play, I finally broke down and watched a game, enjoyed it, and considered lifting my longtime ban and embracing the team once again.
They were in first place at the time, about five games ahead in their division.
I was ready to jump on the bandwagon.
Well, after my naive post, the team lost its next five games, lost eight of its past 11, and have fallen 2-1/2 games behind the Angels.
I’m off the wagon again.
Screw the Rangers. Go Cowboys!
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Plainly we’re better off with you not watching the Rangers…
Please stop posting about baseball
somebody’s gotta do it, someone with a precise and insightful yet panoramic view of baseball and its storied history, someone wise…someone such as myself.
The Rangers are 1-0 since you quit watching, and were doing great until you started. I think I know how to fix the Cowboys…
Screw the Rangers – support the Cats instead. They’re local, cheaper, better, and you don’t have to associate with the nightmare that is Arlington.