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MEMORIAL TO A DEAD COWBOY (photo by sburke2478)

Tony Romo Takes Another Hit

Jeff Prince
Poor Tony Romo. First, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback gets berated by blowhard sportscaster Joe Theismann. Now a satirical social media site is lampooning Oh No Romo for his questionable play in recent weeks (or years). P.S. &#...


JOE THEISMANN (photo by internetsense)

Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
Normally I wouldn’t quote Joe Theismann. He’s an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat’s ass. He summarized the State of the Dallas Cowboys this s...



CHILI PIE (photo by Jose Kevo)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz

Jeff Prince
Guinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state’s grand history of culinary exquisiteness — the largest chili pie ever. It took 1,325 pounds of Fritos, chee...


SINCE I WAS IN CHARGE OF CARRYING HEAVY STUFF TO PEOPLE'S CARS DURING THE GARAGE SALE, I SPENT MUCH OF MY SUNDAY IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION AS THIS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. (photo by cardinals17)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay

Jeff Prince
It’s hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week’s edition of “Off Asides” won’t be as insightful and astute as you’ve come to expect. I think the Cowboys lost. But I&...



THIS SHAMAN WAS SPOTTED IN A SEATTLE FOREST YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, WAVING A CHICKEN BONE OVER A VOODOO DOLL THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE TONY ROMO.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle And The Curse

Jeff Prince
Forget sleepless, the Dallas Cowboys were addled, embattled, and rattled in Seattle. Worse, quarterback Tony Romo was re-cursed. The Seahawks made Alfred Hitchcock proud as they swarmed and pecked the Cowboys into bloody submis...


THIS ISN'T MUCH OF A MUSCLE, BUT IT'S ALL THE COWBOYS GET UNTIL THEY CRACK INTO THE TOP 5 ON THE POWER RANKINGS.

Dallas Cowboys Shine In Power Rankings

Jeff Prince
Brian Billick’s NFL power rankings don’t often embrace the Dallas Cowboys, but the team is currently listed No. 6 and ranked higher than any of its NFC East rivals. Billick, a Super Bowl winning former head coach, w...



MARTELLUS BENNETT. (photo by Shankbone)

New York Loves Former Cowboy Marty B

Jeff Prince
Blotch had mixed feelings after Martellus Bennett ditched the Dallas Cowboys and headed for the more polluted pastures of New York City. The Giants signed the free agent to a $2.5 million one-year contract after the Cowboys mad...


TONY ROMO SANK THE EQUIVALENT OF A 90-FOOT PUTT AGAINST THE NEW YORK GIANTS LAST NIGHT. (photo by Keith Allison)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...



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Barry Switzer Finally Tries To Hold Somebody Accountable

Jeff Prince
As a coach, you know you’re just a softie with sprinkles when even your players criticize you for not being tough enough. In the mid-1990s, former Dallas Cowboys head coach Barry Switzer did little to instill discipline i...


FORMER DALLAS COWBOYS GREAT DON MEREDITH MUST BE ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE -- FIRST THEY GIVE HIS OLD JERSEY NUMBER TO QUINCY CARTER, AND THEN SAM HURD. WHO NEXT, TERRELL OWENS?

Former Cowboy Sam Hurd Back In Dallas — In A Federal Pen

Jeff Prince
A couple of years ago, wide receiver Sam Hurd was on the verge of cracking into the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys. He played for the Cowboys from 2006 to 2010 and holds the distinction of being on the receiving end of q...