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THIS SHAMAN WAS SPOTTED IN A SEATTLE FOREST YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, WAVING A CHICKEN BONE OVER A VOODOO DOLL THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE TONY ROMO.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle And The Curse

Jeff Prince
Forget sleepless, the Dallas Cowboys were addled, embattled, and rattled in Seattle. Worse, quarterback Tony Romo was re-cursed. The Seahawks made Alfred Hitchcock proud as they swarmed and pecked the Cowboys into bloody submis...


THIS ISN'T MUCH OF A MUSCLE, BUT IT'S ALL THE COWBOYS GET UNTIL THEY CRACK INTO THE TOP 5 ON THE POWER RANKINGS.

Dallas Cowboys Shine In Power Rankings

Jeff Prince
Brian Billick’s NFL power rankings don’t often embrace the Dallas Cowboys, but the team is currently listed No. 6 and ranked higher than any of its NFC East rivals. Billick, a Super Bowl winning former head coach, w...



MARTELLUS BENNETT. (photo by Shankbone)

New York Loves Former Cowboy Marty B

Jeff Prince
Blotch had mixed feelings after Martellus Bennett ditched the Dallas Cowboys and headed for the more polluted pastures of New York City. The Giants signed the free agent to a $2.5 million one-year contract after the Cowboys mad...


TONY ROMO SANK THE EQUIVALENT OF A 90-FOOT PUTT AGAINST THE NEW YORK GIANTS LAST NIGHT. (photo by Keith Allison)

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Giants

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys rolled into Snookie Town, squared off against the Super Bowl champs in a loud and angry coliseum on national TV, and did the impossible. The Cowboys beat a crew of referees who apparently thought they were of...



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Barry Switzer Finally Tries To Hold Somebody Accountable

Jeff Prince
As a coach, you know you’re just a softie with sprinkles when even your players criticize you for not being tough enough. In the mid-1990s, former Dallas Cowboys head coach Barry Switzer did little to instill discipline i...


FORMER DALLAS COWBOYS GREAT DON MEREDITH MUST BE ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE -- FIRST THEY GIVE HIS OLD JERSEY NUMBER TO QUINCY CARTER, AND THEN SAM HURD. WHO NEXT, TERRELL OWENS?

Former Cowboy Sam Hurd Back In Dallas — In A Federal Pen

Jeff Prince
A couple of years ago, wide receiver Sam Hurd was on the verge of cracking into the starting lineup of the Dallas Cowboys. He played for the Cowboys from 2006 to 2010 and holds the distinction of being on the receiving end of q...



THIS IS THE DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW MASCOT:

Facebook Fact: Cowboys Are World’s Team

Jeff Prince
A Pittsburgh Steelers fan in this office (who will remain Anthonameless) can’t stand to hear the Dallas Cowboys called America’s Team. Anthonameless grew up in Pittsburgh and watched the Steelers get lucky in a coup...


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Olympics Wrap-Up

Kristian Lin
The following thoughts occurred to me while I was contemplating the hairstyles on the Gabonese men’s soccer team. The U.S. women’s volleyball team were cruising to victory in the gold medal match over Brazil when, a...



The U.S. women's soccer team celebrates after their first goal in the 2012 Olympic final.

Even More Thoughts on the Olympics

Kristian Lin
The following thoughts were prompted by watching the U.S. women’s soccer team win gold in satisfying fashion. I’ll have more on soccer further down, but the women are ruling the U.S. Olympic effort so far. They̵...


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T.O. To Get KO’d On Sept. 16

Jeff Prince
The Seattle Seahawks decision to pay perennial train wreck Terrell Owens a million bucks to catch passes this season leaves Dallas Cowboys fans savoring Sept. 16. The Cowboys second game of the season is in Seattle on that day....