Posts Tagged ‘Dallas Cowboys’

Tony Romo’s Got It Backwards

Jeff Prince
Tony Romo is wearing his ballcap backwards again. This isn’t earth-shattering news. But people with corncobs up their patooties harassed the poor guy for years until he finally broke down and gave up his personal fashion styl...


Wade Phillips Back, Jessica Simpson Not So Much

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN that Wade “the Real Bum” Phillips is going to be coaching the team again next year. Tony Romo “supported” his coach by saying, “His record speaks for itself.” That’s the ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
How ’bout them Cowgirls? Hell, Marys, that was painful to watch. OK, that was mean, and I’m sorry. The Cowboys best season in a long while was killed after yesterday’s embarrassing 34-3 loss to the Minnesota Vikin...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys (and Jay Leno)

Jeff Prince
Watching the Dallas Cowboys pluck the Philadelphia Eagles on Saturday made for a fun party with friends but I didn’t get any notes taken. See, most Cowboys games I watch alone at home, taking notes for “Off Asides.” Then ...



Eagles Spit On Cowboys Star, Apologize, Dread

Jeff Prince
It’s official – the Philadelphia Eagles and their mouthy fans are trembling like baby Accipitridae. Their mojo is no-go leading up to Saturday night’s playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys. The Philadelphia Inquirer see...


Miles Austin Pro Bowl Shines On Jerry Jones

Jeff Prince
Remember this past off-season when Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was trumpeting the talent of Miles Austin for weeks on end? Austin was a restricted free agent at the time, entering his fourth season, looking for a decent pa...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys are losers. L-O-S-E-R-S. The Washington Redskins will kick the living shit out of the Cowgirls come Sunday. Predicted score: a 45-10 drubbing. There, that ought to motivate the team. (This reverse psychology ...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
From now on, Marian “The Barbarian” is going to be called Marian “The Aquarium” – he appeared to be running underwater during that horrible goal line stand by the Chargers at yesterday’s 20-17 loss to the San Diego ...



Miles Austin Has Heart On … Taylor Swift

Jeff Prince
The Tiger Woods scandal is just a brilliant ruse to cover up the real sexual story of the year – Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin’s fantasies about teen singing sensation Taylor Swift. In this Cosmo “exclusive”...


Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The December curse on the Dallas Cowboys is the big topic of conversation today on news sites, radio talk shows, and in the blogosphere. Everybody’s ready to bury this team alive. But I see a glass half full. The Cowboys trav...