Posts Tagged ‘Jerry Jones’
Tebowing Texas Style
Jeff PrinceDenver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...
Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...
DeMarco Da Man But Felix Da Cat
Jeff PrinceTwo buddies of mine — George from Arlington and Big Jim from Mount Vernon — text me during Dallas Cowboys games. George tends to rant about owner Jerry Jones’ “play calling.” George thinks Jones pu...
Charles Haley Rings Hollow
Jeff PrinceDallas Cowboys fans are united in their admiration for Drew Pearson and Larry Allen and can’t wait to see them added to the Ring of Honor on Sunday. Owner Jerry Jones’ third pick, Charles Haley, not so much. Haley w...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philly
Jeff PrinceSorry but there will be no Off Asides this week — the Cowboys didn’t play yesterday. Well, okay, they flew to Philadelphia. They visited the land of green monsters and rabid hysteria, where fans boo Santa Claus, hur...
Tony Romo Being Cut?
Jeff PrinceThis just in…HOT SCOOP…breathless…! OK…while driving to work this morning, a van pulled up alongside me in the left lane. The driver kind of resembled Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. As the van passed ...
Roy Williams Lives Up To (Our) Expectations
Jeff PrinceYou knew it was over when even Jerry Jones gave up the ghost. The Dallas Cowboys owner invested millions of dollars and his own sullied reputation as a general manager when he traded the farm to get wide receiver Roy Williams, ...
Dan Snyder vs. Alt-Weekly
Kristian LinFor all the issues that Cowboys fans have with Jerry Jones, you’d have trouble finding one who’d trade him for Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. Having turned one of the NFL’s most venerable franchises ...
Steelers Ruin Super Bowl Party Yet Again
Jeff PrinceFirst, the Pittsburgh Steelers rob the Dallas Cowboys of the “Team of the Decade” crown in the 1970s. And now those bums have ruined our Super Bowl party. The “Stealers” beat the groggy New York Jets on ...
David Buehler Will Be A Folk Hero Too
Jeff PrinceRemember Nick Folk? Folk is the field goal kicker who was booted out of Dallas after a poor season in 2009 (he went 18 of 28 for a 64.3 percent average — ouch). Jerry Jones used a sixth round pick to get Folk in the 2007 ...