Posts Tagged ‘Jerry Jones’

Dallas Cowboys Want Your E-Waste

Jeff Prince
Ah, Earth Day, welcome back. I’ve missed you. Mother Earth has become so distracted by global warming that she forgot winter exists. She’s so confused. Sims Recycling Solutions is celebrating Earth Day 2012 by attem...


Jerry Jones Perfect Donut Shop Owner

Jeff Prince
It seems logical that Dallas Cowboys owner and general mismanager Jerry Jones is opening more than 50 Dunkin’ Donuts over the next several years in the Metroplex. Glazed, frittered, jelly filled and powdered — apt d...



Tebowing Texas Style

Jeff Prince
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow likes to drop down and pray at a moment’s notice, and his habit has been dubbed “Tebowing.” People nationwide, spurred by social media, started Tebowing as a gag. Then the ...


Final Off Asides On 2011 Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
The Dallas Cowboys forgot to yank on their boots for the final game of the 2011 regular season. Instead of kicking Giants butt and two-stepping into the playoffs, they now walk barefoot across the prickly, snake-ridden desert k...



DeMarco Da Man But Felix Da Cat

Jeff Prince
Two buddies of mine — George from Arlington and Big Jim from Mount Vernon — text me during Dallas Cowboys games. George tends to rant about owner Jerry Jones’ “play calling.” George thinks Jones pu...


Charles Haley Rings Hollow

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys fans are united in their admiration for Drew Pearson and Larry Allen and can’t wait to see them added to the Ring of Honor on Sunday. Owner Jerry Jones’ third pick, Charles Haley, not so much. Haley w...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philly

Jeff Prince
Sorry but there will be no Off Asides this week — the Cowboys didn’t play yesterday. Well, okay, they flew to Philadelphia. They visited the land of green monsters and rabid hysteria, where fans boo Santa Claus, hur...


Tony Romo Being Cut?

Jeff Prince
This just in…HOT SCOOP…breathless…! OK…while driving to work this morning, a van pulled up alongside me in the left lane. The driver kind of resembled Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. As the van passed ...



Roy Williams Lives Up To (Our) Expectations

Jeff Prince
You knew it was over when even Jerry Jones gave up the ghost. The Dallas Cowboys owner invested millions of dollars and his own sullied reputation as a general manager when he traded the farm to get wide receiver Roy Williams, ...


Dan Snyder vs. Alt-Weekly

Kristian Lin
For all the issues that Cowboys fans have with Jerry Jones, you’d have trouble finding one who’d trade him for Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. Having turned one of the NFL’s most venerable franchises ...