Breaking news on the Star-Telegram website:
“Burleson Elementary school evacuated after toilt paper set ablaze”
It was just one roll of the toilt paper burning at Taylor Elementary School.
But it was the first time we have ever heard of that type of bathroom tissue ablazin’. We don’t even know how to pronounce that kind of roll. The S-T copy editors must have had to go to the john badly while writing the headline.