My Summer Poison
If you want to destroy your health by drinking those five-pounds-of-sugar-filled soft drinks and energy drinks, don’t let me stand in your way. But...
Hunka Hunka Burning bin Laden
So, the U.S. has al Qaeda on the run, huh? Wonder if they’ll fetch Osama bin Laden while there at it. Is anybody even...
TDT Gets Wood, and Other Stuff
Our dance critic, Leonard Eureka, wasn’t exactly enthusiastic about the recent debut of Texas Dance Theatre. He...
Calling All Cowpokes
Seems like only yesterday that the soft, tender thud of longhorn poop hitting a red brick road began echoing through the Stockyards. But, believe...
Weekender, Fri., May 29
There are certain among you who enjoy golf or, as I call it, Whacking the Little White Ball Around and Then Chasing After It....
Don’t Read This Pointless Crap
Jay Leno is leaving The Tonight Show after tonight’s final broadcast and being replaced by Conan O’Brian, and I couldn’t be happier. O’Brien never...
O’Hagan Memorial Set For Tuesday
A memorial service for Robin O'Hagan will be held at noon Tuesday (June 2) at The Bull Ring, the historic beer and ice cream...
Coming to a Boyle
From the Mindless Celebrity Diversion Files: I don’t watch TV talent shows where “most talented” is determined by democratic vote. I’m a big fan...
Remedial Reading for Mayors
Last week, Fort Worth fired its man in charge of handling funds for inner-city housing - mostly money from the U.S. Department of Housing...
Tone Deaf
With a relatively small collection of scripts to her name, New York playwright Sarah Ruhl has been praised as one of the premier American...




