Feel like hearing local celebrities sing painfully off-key?

(This question reminds me of the guy who said, “I always wondered what was in a hot dog. Now I know and wish I didn’t.”)

Anyway, this video features Fort Worth Mayor Mike Moncrief, Arlington Mayor Robert Cluck, Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert, Roger Staubach, Tony Romo, Dirk Nowitzki, Emmitt Smith, Nolan Ryan, Daryl “Moose” Johnston, Pat Summerall,  Brett Hull, Clarice Tinsley, and other celebs who could peel paint with their vocal abilities (and do) all in the name of Jerry World.


Please help me identify some of the other celebs in the video. Local celebs are often hard hard to recognize, which, I suppose, puts their “celeb” status in theoretical doubt. But let’s not talk semantics here.

(This video also reminds me of the guy who said: “I never, ever, ever wondered what it would be like to watch Mayor Moncrief kiss a chick. But now I know and wish I didn’t.”)


  1. Michael Johnson – track star and now an athletic performance coach
    Scott Murray – dreadful former sportscaster at NBC5
    Ian Kinsler – Rangers 2nd baseman
    Michael Young – Rangers 3rd base
    Rolando Blackman – former Maverick shooting guard
    Rosie Moncrief
    Gary Patterson – TCU football coach
    Russell Maryland – former Cowboy

    yeah I have no life and you owe me a beer