The mouse that roared “you betcha!” is coming to Dallas, and people are clamoring to pay $1,000 each to listen to Sarah Palin spew catchphrases about patriotism, conservatism, God — and how much President Obama sucks.
She’ll speak April 30 at the Downtown Pregnancy Center in Dallas.
Some people, of course, wouldn’t cross the street to hear Palin say anything.
For some people, Palin’s voice sounds like a combination of fingernails on chalkboard, a pack of barking Chihuahuas, and Fran Drescher reading the phone book.
For some people, Palin makes about as much sense as George W. Bush after electroshock therapy.
For people like that, $1,000 would be better spent on any of the following items:
This Taylor guitar for $849 to write songs about Palin
This Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo laptop for $999 to post videos about Palin
Or even this SIG model P220 semi-automatic pistol for $999 just to make it all stop