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Jessica Simpson fumbles Tony Romo
I was probably one of the few people who watched every episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica on MTV between 2003 and 2005.
Hey, I...
Rainbow Lounge investigation questioned
Some police are offended by the manner in which local and state politicians jumped on the Rainbow Lounge incident and started calling for outside...
Fort Worth Having An Art Attack
It’s Christmas in July for early Texas art collectors – the big show is finally here and the paintings I saw hanging on the...
One for the History Books
If one were not from here, one might expect that an entity called the Texas State Board...
Weekender, Thur., July 9
Around happy hour tonight (Thursday) on the patio at Central Market (4651 W. Fwy., 817-335-1373) you will be able to marvel at Chatterton, the...
Ex-Cowboys Dud Betrays His Bud
Former Dallas Cowboys piss-and-moaner Greg Ellis stabbed his “friend” DeMarcus Ware in the back by saying on the ESPN 103.3 “Michael Irvin Show” that...
Drama Queens: News at 5
This tearful goodbye between veteran news anchors Mike Snyder and Jane McGarry -- complete with handholding, long gazes, and heartfelt “I love you’s” –...
State Board of Indoctrination
Watching Texas state politics sometimes feels like reading a Terry Southern novel – there are so many absurd situations, bizzaro twists, and exaggerated examples...
Palin, Perry Two Peas In A Pod
Gov. Rick Perry is yapping about Sarah Palin’s decision to campaign for his reelection.
Makes sense donchaknow because political leaders in Alaska are just downhome...
T.O. B.S.
Football is the only sport I’m interested in watching these days -- so it’s a long, long dry spell between February and August.
During that...









