365 Days To Die
The Earth has persevered plenty of apocalyptic predictions over the years. Turns out those claims came from false prophets. Ha-ha!
But today is most certainly the one-year countdown to doom.
The ancient Mayans sucked in English class but they knew their shizz when it came to math, astronomy, and calendars.
The Mayan calendar says Dec. 21, 2012 is the end of Life. The end of Time. The end of various other magazines. Worse, it’s the end of life and time. Or maybe it’s the beginning of doomsday? I’m not exactly sure. The most extreme clarification is that we all die amid mass eruptions of earthquakes and general havoc and destruction, which is pretty much how I feel every January 1 when I wake up.
Anyways…Merry Christmas and a Happy Final New Year!