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“Ghostbreakers” Set to Debut
After a series of stops and starts while trying to find a broadcast venue, the paranormal reality show satire Ghostbreakers has finally found a...
The Texas Giant and Me
By now you’ve probably heard that the recently renovated Texas Giant roller coaster at Six Flags stopped in mid-ride yesterday. Fourteen stories up. After...
Forget The Nipple, Join 21st Century
If not for the mammary gland seen ‘round the world, we wouldn’t be enduring tired old acts such as The Who during the Super...
Tango at A5A
This Saturday (June 25) at 8:15pm, Arts Fifth Avenue will host Tango on the Avenue, an evening of scintillating Latin dance where everyone from...
The Real Scoop on Selena
Pop sprite and Grand Prairie native Selena Gomez told a Dallas-based radio show that junk food is responsible for her recent hospitalization. Um, right....
Rolling Stone Mag Praises Fort Worth Band
Say what you will about Rolling Stone –– that it’s basically a celebrity rag with a few album reviews in it, that it hasn’t...
Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Yanks Allen Police’s Chain For Relative’s Sake
There is no reality television program on this evening that's more simultaneously entertaining, fascinating, painful, and off-putting than this just-now-blowing-up recording of Lt. Gov. David...
Los Reyes de Fútbol
The only one who emerges from this World Cup unbeaten is Paul the Octopus. Congratulations!
Congratulations, too, to Spain, who won the European championship two...
Kevin Smith Waddles From Plane, Whines
Removing obese filmmaker Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats) from a plane has resulted in a ton of bad publicity for Southwest Airlines.
And that's not fair...
Fred’s is Tops in Texas
I don’t normally check out USA Today before deciding where to go to lunch, but that may have to change: The national daily declared...
