Vultures
The older I get, the more I realize the truth of the maxim “no news is good news.” There is news this week. None...
Hoppin’ into Hoops
I’ve slung disparaging arrows toward the Big 12 in recent weeks. Football season exposed our group of 10 as lacking on the gridiron compared...
Ignoring the Noise
At long last, the great stone has been removed from the entry to the crypt. Hibernating pigskin fans, malnourished and Golem-like, can finally stumble,...
Zeke Who?
Back before robots were so commonly used in place of people in the workforce, an actual human being was once the head coach of...
Purple Lazarus
Transparently, I sleep like shit most nights. As a father of four — three of them younger than 6 — good rest can be...
Demons
The Frogs have one shot, one opportunity, to grab everything they’ve ever wanted in 60 minutes. Will they capture it, or just let it...
Could That Be a Little Hope I See?
Considering we are in the midst of a lost season and the floundering Cowboys were scheduled to host the league’s last remaining undefeated team...
What a Bracket!
It’s time to establish office superiority by throwing names down on an NCAA men’s basketball championship tournament bracket. The casual observer has never watched...
Cruel Summer
Oh, it’s new, the shape of your backfield. It’s blue, the feeling I get when I think of the Natty, and it’s — ooh, whoa...
Spectators
This season sucked. Scratch that. Beating up on the Texas Longhorns is still great fun, but watching the Horned Frogs fail in single-possession slugfests...
