Closing Time
In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy: “Well, that escalated quickly.” Normally, hindsight is 20/20, yet I’m confident few really saw this coming. The...
Luck-omotives
Let’s go, Chiefs! I loathe them, but I loathe whiny conservatives even more, and based mostly on a bunch of noise outside the locker...
This Year’s Mavs Hit Different
With seven minutes left in the Mavericks’ 102-77 public shaming of the Utah Jazz on Monday, a scuffle broke out under the Dallas basket....
They Are What We Thought They Were
Blow it up. We’re done. Dak can’t throw, the receivers can’t catch, the O-line is aging and overrated, the defense can’t get pressure, put...
Cry, Eagles, Cry!
It’s time, kids, for the year’s biggest day in television. This Sunday in Glendale, Arizona, the Philadelphia Eagles will take on the Kansas City...
Natty
Full disclosure time. I’m a Wolverine fan. Not by choice but by birth. As a first-generation Texan in a family full of Michiganders and...
Toxic Beef
Unless you’ve been living in 1954 like some Republican lawmakers this past week, or are just really into the Olympics, you know that UT...
Retrospective
If you aren’t Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is self-quarantined from Covid-19 fears with only Fox News as his outlet to the world, you’re...
The Cowboys Ate the Cheese
Though he was here only three years, the charismatic Northeastern aura of Hall of Fame head coach Bill Parcells left a lasting impression on...
Garbage Time
Plenty of Hate to Go Around
There was something kind of poetic about watching it rain garbage in Jerry World as fans hurled everything within...
