Dust Storm
Like a plant-based burger or ERCOT’s latest failure to manage our power grid, the truth can be hard to swallow. I’m generally a lie-to-me-if-you-love-me...
Dak Didn’t Deserve This
Eight and a half minutes into the third quarter of the Cowboys game against the New York Giants on Sunday, after an impressive 9-yard...
Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend
This past Sunday, all was set for an absolutely glorious local sports day. Beautiful spring weather, coals glowing on the grill, plenty of suds...
Who Could Have Predicted It? Only Everyone
The NFL offseason is long. Even with the league’s year-round grip on sports media attention — in which now even the draft is a...
Missed Connections
“You were powerful, Canadian, and wearing a black jersey with an orange number 30 on it. We flirted for more than half an hour...
50 Shades of Gary
For TCU fans watching Gary Patterson-influenced Texas host Alabama last Saturday, the emotions were more complicated than Middle Eastern geopolitics.
Also, kind of like if...
A Mob Forms
How could I have been so naive? It’s an odd-numbered year, after all. It should have been expected, given the ups and downs the...
Getting Defensive
We’re T-minus 25 days until college football kicks off and weekends regain their meaning. It’s easy to be trapped by only talking about the...
Enter the Bubbles
In this flaming trash receptacle of a year, anno domini 20 and 10 times two, there’s been basically Bo Diddley squat to be excited...
Who Cares?
Believe it or not, it’s not my intention to troll or piss people off. This column strives to remain a sacred space to discuss...