Polecat Yowls
It's official. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram editorial board has to be high on crack. Fried out of their peanut-sized minds.
A July 10 editorial...
’Tis of Us
If you are reading this on the Fourth of July, rest easy in the knowledge that, somewhere in North Texas, Static, like normal people,...
‘Tis of Us
If you are reading this on the Fourth of July, rest easy in the knowledge that, somewhere in North Texas, Static, like normal people,...
Goin’ Long
Mayor Mike Moncrief never talks to Static's colleagues here at the Weekly, so when he opens up to our broadcast media sistren, we gather...
Goin’ Long
Mayor Mike Moncrief never talks to Static’s colleagues here at the Weekly, so when he opens up to our broadcast media sistren, we gather...
Oh, Danny Boy
Fort Worth City Council member Danny Scarth's latest screw-up - running afoul of the Texas Ethics Commission - is yet another stain on his...
’Chuting Fish in a Barrel
Surely, surely, his handlers warned that if he did this, hilarity would ensue.
The pictures alone, they must have said, could be grist for...
First Faust, Now This
And God said, "On Sundays, let there be newspapers that weigh 27 pounds each, contain more than 4 million ads, cover thy hands in...
What’s Arabic for
It was a small but noisy send-off down near Houston last week for the Bushies' favorite evil empire, Halliburton, the only winner in the...
Who’s Ethical Now?
Fort Worth Mayor Mike Moncrief was pretty much absent this year from the campaign trail. He didn't show up for any forums that might...
