As the East Side Turns …
Supporters of the independent-minded Louis McBee were heartbroken when he was narrowly defeated by the establishment-backed Danny Scarth in the District 4 city council...
If It Drives Like a Duck …
Sigh. The spin industry and its forebear, the marketing behemoth, think we are all such simps. "Used" cars seem low-class, so they became "pre-owned."...
Too Dear to Measure
"It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter. ... This is...
A Library for George
George W. Bush has apparently been painting pictures in his jammies and watching a lot of SpongeBob in recent years. He’s kept a low...
A Lonesome Dove Probably Has a Bigger Brain
Left-wing Hollywood celebrities sure get annoying with all their talk about saving rain forests and Darfur and Katrina victims and protecting the planet from...
Spreading it Around
Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...
Starting with the Weekly
Fort Worth Weekly’s numerous stories during the early days of natural gas exploration in the Barnett Shale played a prominent role in research by...
Déjà Nuke
The ink was barely dry on Luminant Energy's application to the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission for a license to add two 1,700 megawatt reactors...
Onward (Yikes) Democracy
The rain and cold didn’t keep them away. The fact that it was a midterm election didn’t stop them. Not even the mind-numbing confusion...
Lots of Small Talk
Fort Worth Weekly goes to print on Tuesday nights, so at press time Static didn’t know whether State Sen. Wendy Davis’ filibuster would be...
