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Earth’s Mightiest Format
Today’s multiplex offers numerous premium format choices, with each taking a bigger bite out of your wallet. Still, I believe some films shouldn’t just...
The “Eyes of Texas” Sucks
To all you UT alums, students, and lovers, I’m just here to say that quite a few of your boosters are snowflakes who want...
Not Clicking Just Yet
Now that the NFL season has concluded in earnest, our best option for sports entertainment this past Sunday came in the form of the...
Not So Free
Two weekends ago, the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol station in McAllen made headlines when people from all over Texas came to protest the...
Off Balance
Amid the jubilation of the Rangers claiming their first World Series title in franchise history last Wednesday, perhaps everyone forgot that the Frogs were...
Mission: Skin Control
Last week, I joined the rest of civilized feminine society when I got a HydraFacial treatment.
A HydraFacial is not your mama’s homemade egg-white facial...
The Comedian: Laugh Lines
Funny people are delightful to be around, but professionally funny people can be exhausting. They turn every conversation into a wisecrack, a pun, an...
Hopelessness Springs Eternal
Ah, spring. The heavenly vanguard season that, along with the two and a half weeks we get of fall, brackets the 16-month long actual...
Zeke Who?
Back before robots were so commonly used in place of people in the workforce, an actual human being was once the head coach of...
How to Not Strangle Your Roommate During Quarantine
The world is on fire. For the first time in history, our planet is on lockdown, and we are quarantined to our homes and...
