The Unicorn Pasture
Our long(-ish) local sports nightmare is finally over. No, Jerry Jones didn’t drunkenly tumble over the side of his yacht and become shark chow,...
Frogradamus
I don’t share many commonalities with famous French physician and astrologer Nostradamus aside from my French-Canadian heritage. His predictions were so obtuse that his...
Cancel the Mavericks
Mark Cuban cried on television. It was 2018, and he was being interviewed by ESPN’s Rachel Nichols on the Mavericks’ rampant sexual harassment charges...
Walking Tall
I’m likely in the minority. I spent Saturday afternoon screaming at my mobile device while pacing my living room and anxiously toggling from court...
Ignoring the Noise
At long last, the great stone has been removed from the entry to the crypt. Hibernating pigskin fans, malnourished and Golem-like, can finally stumble,...
More Like Soft Taps, Amirite?
Over the last decade, Hard Knocks, HBO’s once vanguardian behind-the-scenes docuseries that follows an NFL team during training camp, has become a perennial formulaic...
Women’s World Cup Preview
The friendly match at AT&T Stadium notwithstanding (see: Night & Day), it’s time for the men to step aside, because the Women’s World Cup...
Fly the Colors
At the end of a Dallas Wings’ recent practice, Head Coach Chris Koclanes gathered his team at center court. He instructed them to continue...
Close
When my wife drags me to our local Hobby Lobby, I experience an avalanche of emotions. Many are too complex to properly communicate during...
Froggy Four
“The Everything School,” a catchy slogan adorning TikToks and billboards on the road to Omaha, congratulates and acclaims TCU baseball’s climax of what has...
