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Houston, We’ve Got A License Plate
Somebody with a fancy sports car and a lot of money holds the record for spending the most money in Texas for a specialty...
Frack Me Elmo
CBS Sunday Morning recently filed this piece on fracking, and it’s about as hard-hitting as a segment on Sesame Street. As you read or...
Good Legislation Fends Off Fiscal Cliff
The headline's description isn't a joke. The newly passed fiscal cliff bill must be good because everybody thinks it sucks.
The talking heads, financial columnists,...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins
The Cowboys quarterback has got mega-talent and puts up great stats. He's a nice guy. You want him to win. You know he wants...
Cowboys’ D: Trampled Under Foot
Yes, boneheaded plays and mistakes are killers. Missed game-winning field goals, unconscionably dumb penalties in crucial situations, interceptions –– they’re all horrible but do...
Good Service? Shinjuku Station
My wife Dana is a strict vegetarian, and no matter where we are on the globe –– Fort Worth, Houston, Austin, Arlington –– eating...
D/FW NORML Holiday Bash
Thanks to this year’s contentious campaign, we learned that Barack Obama is America’s first foreign-born gay Muslim socialist president. But did you also know...
Snoop Throws Dallas Cowboys A Bone; Fiona Apple Who?
Here's a Snoop Lion photo we didn't have room for in this week's cover story ("Happy New Year From Sierra Blanca...But Leave Your Weed At...
R.I.P. Mike Scaccia
Mike Scaccia died doing what he loved.
The Arlingtonian shredder suffered a fatal heart attack at the age of 47 last Saturday at The Rail,...
“Ghostbreakers” Viewing Party at Texas Theatre
The satirical “paranormal reality” comedy Ghostbreakers –– broadcast Thursday nights on the basic cable network Youtoo –– is energetic, goofy, rough-edged, and utterly sincere...
