Petty Patrick Won’t Let Her Speak
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick really does not want the Wendy Davis biopic to be made. So bitterly opposed to the very making of the...
The Bus Stops Here
Some business owners along the West 7th Street corridor were less than thrilled after a rumor began spreading that Trinity Metro – formerly known...
I-35 Traffic Is a Wreck
Driving in this town is dangerous enough since more than a few people are multi-tasking while behind the wheel. Being able to watch Netflix...
Parker de Resistance
One of our uncles lives on a ranch. He’s a tough old coot without much edu-ma-cation, but he’s country-smart. One time he was having...
Glock for Teacher
We used to give apples to teachers. Now we want to toss them Glocks. And some quick training on how to gun down assassins...
Cruising Gateway Park
A recent spate of arrests at Fort Worth’s Gateway Park for public lewdness and indecent exposure has left some residents of Panther City scratching...
Hare-y Predicament
Of Mice and Men tells the story of two friends. One is sharp with a solid work ethic. The other is a moron with...
Austin Double-Talk
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick might be a creepy, fast-talking, hyperbolic, controversy-seeking opportunist, but, uh, where were we going with this? Oh, yeah. He...
Emotional Support Animals: For the Birds
You’ve probably read this story already, but here’s the gist: A Bushwick-based performance artist named Ventiko tried to bring her pet peacock Dexter aboard...
Super Weird
Our world turned upside down and inside out this past Sunday during the Super Bowl. Strange day. Most peculiar.
We, of course, hate the Philadelphia...
