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Luck-omotives
Let’s go, Chiefs! I loathe them, but I loathe whiny conservatives even more, and based mostly on a bunch of noise outside the locker...
Went and Took It
Wake up, everybody! It’s local sports Christmas! Santa has come early, and out of his fat red bag is a Rangers trip to the...
Truman Talks: Immigration
Words matter. Immigrant. Alien. Immigrant alien. Non-immigrant alien. Common terms on government forms –– oh! The seemingly endless forms, as opaque and linguistically abstract...
Reunion Tour
Something had to change. The Horned Frogs’ so-called offense conjured bile in the base of Fort Worthians throats throughout last season. The final tallies...
Frogradamus
I don’t share many commonalities with famous French physician and astrologer Nostradamus aside from my French-Canadian heritage. His predictions were so obtuse that his...
Banjo Bowl
West Virginia is an odd place, not only because their fan base is most famous for setting furniture on fire or because North Texas...
Monday Night Madness
We have survived what my wife astutely calls “the winter of summer,” a midweek cold front that brought cooler temperatures — for August. And...
Belly, Achin’
About 15 years ago, I dabbled in standup comedy. Across three or four open-mic nights at two different bars (The Moon on Berry and...
U-G-L-Y
A win is a win. One point or 100 points more than the opponent still equals the same in the win column. Week 5...
Hands Down
Find me a student who enjoys introducing herself to the class, and I will give you a thousand dollars.
Find me an introverted student who...



















