Another Sunday Sideshow
Signs that football season is in full swing: My static blood pressure is clipping the top end of Stage 1 Hypertension, my dog hides...
Buck U: All Systems Go for the Frogs and ISU
Football is back! Alright, everyone. Calm down. I’m not yelling. You’re yelling! I’m not here to be a buzzkill, maybe a little, but as...
Twelve Down, Four to Go
As he stood in the locker room in the comical, oversized, baby diaper-looking remnants of a de-padded goalie’s shorts, Anton Khudobin accepted the awarded...
We’re Not Going Home!
A new tradition has begun in this year’s playoff run for the Dallas Stars: After each victory, a giant Flavor Flav-style medallion depicting the...
Bursting the Bubbles
Last Sunday saw the (re-)resumption of the NBA and NHL after a half-week of postponed games spurred by the leagues’ players in what was...
Bubble Playoffs Are Magic
After such a long and bewildering layoff, I had become so sports starved that if someone had simply decided to trot out caffeinated gerbils...
Enter the Bubbles
In this flaming trash receptacle of a year, anno domini 20 and 10 times two, there’s been basically Bo Diddley squat to be excited...
Social Distance Running
Chicken Little’s tale regarding the sky falling seems like a best-case scenario as of late. The 2020 Summer Olympics have now been postponed, so...
Closing Time
In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy: “Well, that escalated quickly.” Normally, hindsight is 20/20, yet I’m confident few really saw this coming. The...
Retrospective
If you aren’t Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is self-quarantined from Covid-19 fears with only Fox News as his outlet to the world, you’re...
