Super Bowl Halftime Show Needs New Blood
The Super Bowl is infamous for trotting out geezers during its halftime show (McCartney, the Stones, Prince, Petty, and Springsteen), but this year they went younger with the Black Eyed Peas.
Still, the Peas aren’t all that fresh anymore either.
How about this exciting new local star instead:
“Freestyle, freestyle, freestyle — whoooo!”