Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants, Robert De Niro
Brandon "The Tangerine Trainwreck" Weeden is history. Ancient history. The Weeden Era is reminiscent of the Mesozoic Era -- a big dinosaur lumbered around...
Super Bowl Baller To Visit Fort Worth Alma Mater
Former NFL running back Greg Hawthorne will visit Polytechnic High School tomorrow to recognize the school's part in Super Bowl history.
The NFL's Super Bowl...
Grackle Be-Gone
Recently I was circling downtown Dallas streets looking for a curbside parking space, but they were all full. When I finally saw an empty...
About That Guaranteed Rangers Win …
The guaranteed Texas Rangers victory predicted in yesterday's Blotch post was made in earnest. I did not know the baseball gods were about to...
Texas Rangers Guaranteed To Win Division Series
Precedent has been set regarding predicting wins before the final out (see photo at left).
But the Texas Rangers will win today.
Think about it. The...
Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New England Patriots, Pits Of Hell
The Orange Smush era has resulted in two straight Cowboys losses. (I’m still formulating a suitable Brandon Weeden nickname. Maybe today’s crucial game will...
Windsor Among Movies Slated For Lone Star Film Festival
"Folks around here deserve the chance to see Windsor, and the film society can make that happen." -- A line from this recent Static...
Off Asides: Dallas Cowboys vs New Orleans Saints, Tequila
This edition of Off Asides will be short because Saturday’s bottle of tequila was tall. My buddy, Blue, dropped by after a visit to...
Grand Jury Doesn’t Indict Police Officer Who Shot Daniel Brumley
The mother of Daniel Brumley says she will file a civil lawsuit against the city of Fort Worth, its police department, and officer Chris...
A Mad Lib for Mass Shootings
The peace and tranquility of ___(American city)___ was forever shattered yesterday when (gunman’s full name) walked into a ___(public place)___ and opened fire, killing...


















