He Shoots, He … Scores?
I can pinpoint the exact moment when, as an unreasonably angsty teenager, I turned my back on pro sports. It was 1994. Deion “Prime...
Nowhere to Hide at Dr. Jeckyll’s
“A man walks into a bar – ouch!”
This is one of the first jokes I learned from my always word-playing janitor granddad. It also...
The Best Fest
In this season of festivals, none spoke to my heart more directly than El Fuerte – The 2nd Annual Fort Worth Taco Fest. Never mind...
Rummaging Through West 7th
Contrary to all lamentations from the vox populi as of late, Fort Worth’s West 7th Street corridor is not exclusively a gaping maw of...
Woody’s Bar Olympics
I don't know how it happened, but at some point last year, I started getting issues of Maxim in the mail. I swear I...
V.I.Poltergeist
OK, here’s a question: Have you ever seen a ghost at a bar? Because I’ve drunk at lots of the allegedly haunted bars in...
Lost Weekends Await
Look, I’m just gonna say it right now: It’s tough to beat a bar with a secret door. Classic cocktails made with house-made ingredients...
Opening Day Eye-Openers
You know what? There's just not enough day-drinking going on in Fort Worth. You go to Austin, and you'll see hipsters cracking open cold...
Arts Humping
The last time I went to a house party, I stumbled and busted my lip on an above-ground pool and ate an entire jar...
2500 to 4/20
The marquee outside of the bar dubbed it the best biker bar in Texas. I have no clue as to whether that’s even close...
